Paging Dr. Lecter

"A census taker once tried to test me, I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." (insert sound effect here)
-Dr. Hannibal Lecter aka Anthony Hopkins, The Silence of the Lambs-

I don't know why but all the talk about hospitals made me think of this. He is, after all, the coolest doctor ever. I rooted for him through every movie because he's awesome I don't care if he's supposed to be the bad guy (he's number 6 on the "100 Greatest Villians of all Time" list). My mother got me hooked on "Silence" when I was about 8. You might think that's strange but it's not the only movie I've seen a million times because of her. I can quote The Silence of the Lambs verbatim but I can also quote Jaws, Silver Bullet, and Manhunter. I am so desensitized when it comes to gore I can eat a pizza and watch an autopsy. I'm serious. Her parenting skills are different but I turned out okay.... or did I? Is this Clarice? Hello Clarice.